Where everyone speaks!

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Prelude
I got the offer of free tickets to the event which is to be held in Sunway Lagoon earlier this week. Well, who can resist free stuff? I took the offer and went with a few of my friends. I arrived there at 12.45 PM and joined everyone. Walked towards the entrance of the Palace of the Golden Horses Sunway Resort Hotel and to the entrance of Sunway Lagoon. Waited there for a while for the other bunch of people which would have arrived soon if they didn't go from shop to shop eating until we got fed up. We then returned to the shopping complex to meet up with them. We exchanged contacts but there was nothing more than that. Exactly 2.00 PM, we made our way to the wave pool. Our bags were screened for food and drinks. Mine had a shoe, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. By the way, the event kicked off at 1.00 PM.




The Main Stage
Walked through the security and such before making my way to the centre of attraction; the main stage. From a distance, a bunch of girls dancing on stage could be seen. I thought it was a performance by the organisers. Well, it was actually a competition to see which pair is the better dancer. Of course it was the spectators' vote. The most sexy dance wins of course. Might as well go up the stage nude for a sure win. The pair on the right won anyway.




The VJs
Wow is that Azura? ( I might get the spelling wrong but who cares? ) Oh my goodness it is her from the Disney Channel! ( Old story ) And look! Who's that bald guy? Nobody cares =).






Bands
As if the music industry is not bad enough. Okay, maybe I might be too harsh. But hey, I couldn't catch their lyrics at all. It was just noise. A few seconds into their performance and most people dispersed from the main stage. Everyone went on with their own version of fun. Dipping themselves in the wave pool, burying their friends and even water slides. I remained there for shots though. I think I have to go for a medical check-up. I'm becoming deaf.








Pluck That Zit
Wow, which Einstein came up with this brilliant idea for a game? OXY 10! There were two boards which a picture of either a male or female on each board. Yup, there were zits on them. Big ugly ones. Time to select the contestants then. Whenever they called people from the crowd, it seems that the females are the ones who would dominate the stage. Exception this time however. A male from the crowd did go on stage. For a second I thought he was one of the organisers. The game was to remove all the zits found. Search and destroy. Sounds easy? The trick was that you will not be using your hands. You'll be bound to a robotic claw. Besides that you have to place the zits in a designated area, which the team on the right failed to understand. That cost them time. Fire up your adrenaline as we are going on a bouncy ride! The team on the left won with a breeze. They received goodies bags.












Important People
The event could not have been a "success" if it weren't for these people. Let's not forget our Mr. DJ and of course the sponsors as well. Let's not steal the limelight away from them! All they want is money you to have fun!






The Hunks and Models
Here comes the juicy part. Ladies and gentlemen, seat belts please. We don't want any part of your body sticking out at all times! After that rather bouncy ride, the hunks accompanied with models of the Seventeen Magazine were called on stage. Well in short, an introduction. They went on stage to strut their stuff. The crowd screamed their lungs out. Well, the usual gig.




















Musical Chairs
Who in the right mind would want to play a lame game at a "cool" event? The girls do! Know why? The hunks were assigned as chairs for the game. Which girl could resist resting their behinds on a cute/handsome/feminine guy? Stop raising your eyebrows now. I know some can. Ten excited girls were chosen from the crowd to ride them participate. The hunks then went down to a crawling-on-knees position allowing themselves to be sat on. The music went on and the participants went on a slimming course round and round the "chairs" till the music stopped. Of course, it was an even bouncier ride this time! More adrenaline please. When the music stopped, everyone rushed for the "chairs". The girls were so desperate to stay in the game that all that matters is as long as they are on a "chair". It included karma sutra positions lying on the backs. The bald VJ came up with a brilliant idea that as long as the "chair" can take it, it doesn't matter how many girls are on it. Azura then asked how would a winner be determined if that was the case? Back to the traditional one on one. The "chairs" were removed one by one till there was only one left. The winner really deserved to win. Sheer determination and the hunger for victory.






















Gold Digger
Say what? Gold nigga digger? A group of rappers stormed the stage after the slimming course. They performed three songs. This time it was better although I didn't really catch some words at first. Oh, I'm so deaf. The hopes of the music industry has been brought back!










Beach Dance
It was up to the DJ to fire up the crowd after the exchange of words on stage. As usual, people were shy and reluctant to show their true colours. Oh well, there were a few exceptional people who did some breakdancing as well as bouncing. To get the crowd moving, Azura came down stage and danced with the crowd.






Judgement Day
Alright, stop the dance, cut the music. It is time to throw the hunks with some questions. Obviously they were given a set of answers. Anyone in this industry is sure to know. Unless you are not doing a good job. The hunks arranged themselves in a row, coming forth towards the microphone one at a time to answer a few questions.














Caress Me
The hunks could breathe a sigh of relieve as they managed to answer the questions. Well, one of them answered wrongly. Ha ha. Never do homework. There goes your wages! Then, the hunks were asked to select any girl from the crowd to come up on stage to slap some unknown white greasy substance suntan lotion all over their body. Of course they chose their own girlfriends. They are not dumb enough to be caught cheating in public. Halfway through the mating ritual eye candy, the heavens began to break down in tears. Took shelter and went home soon after.







A pat on the back for myself. Forty eight pictures in total.