Sunday, October 28, 2007
Irna's Column - Personal Attack??!!
I like monkeys.
I like bananas as well.
And unfortunately no, I am not Christopher Ho.
I am the girl below who's picture he managed to butcher.
Or I could be the girl who attacked him with a broom.
Chris is currently MIA.
His mind is floating in space.
Hey dude, the angkasawan guy came back safe and sound already.
How come you are still stuck there?
Fell in love with an alien is it?
Before I could even think of what to blab about, this alien lover already stressed on:
dont over can d la
dont keterlaluan
trusting u is dangerous
Haiyo, please lah.
I am such a kind, considerate and goody goody two shoes person so what nonsense can I write about wor?
Ehem.
I can't write any super duper emo and memory flooding post, because I am not Nicholas.
I can't write any formal and no nonsense post, because I am not Wei Ling.
And I definitely can't write a post filled with £"%$&^&)^%$^%$, because I am not Sarven.
So lets write the Irna way which is the rojak way kay?
And what other things can I blab about if not YOU, CHRIS!!
(flash a superb wide evil grin)
The sms-unfriendly guy
I seriously dont understand whats with your grudges against sms-es.
Your new-found alien lover dumped you over it is it?
Lets take few instances will we?
Take 1
Irna : Hey Chris!! Just now bla bla bla bla bla bla!! Oh my!! Did you bla bla bla bla bla?!? Its damn funny wei!!
Chris : Ok.
Take 2
Irna : Chris!! Did you know that pot pot pot pot pot pot pot?!?! Serious!! I just pet pet pet pet pet pet pet!! Shock of my life!!!
Chris : Ok.
Arghh!! Okay la. Maybe you can say he has nothing to say.
But do you need to be until THIS extend ah?!
Take 3
Irna : Hey Chris. U going not later? If yes what time ler?
Chris : Ok.
Can I faint now?
He said he looked gay. I like!!
He's a human after all!!
I was looking back to his archive wanna find for old embarrassing pictures of him.
As you can see now, I was unsuccessful.
However, I came across some humanly post which he posted how many donkey years ago la.
Monday, August 28, 2006
Somethings wrong with me =)
posted by zerowindez at 9:53 PM
My inner self seems to be able to shed tears
But my physical self cant!!!!!!
Help me!!!
How come ah Chris?
Now turned cold d?
Ppl's first impression of him is that he looked scary.
Oh yes he do.
But once he open his big mouth every image you have of him is gone one la.
But fortunately my 1st impression of him is not that.
Its this little midget who still has braces on and jumping out of his class screaming in joy.
Hahahahahahahaha..
No more comment because I treasure my life.
6 years down the road
Hmmm..
I guess I do know him that long.
Since Form 2 same class bah.
But I was never close with him back then.
All I can vaguely remember is that he and WL fought a lot.
Its not those husbanly-wifey fight mind you.
Thats between WL and Ying Wei.
Its those harsh words (well, harsh for a bunch of 13 and 14 years old), I-hope-you-die, I-hate-you, you-stupid-loser, trash talking every second they met kinda thing.
But now okay d ya?
Dont fight fight la..
Later u ended up marrying her man.
Pity your alien.
Then came F4 and F5, the time where I really really wanna chop your head off!!
Whats with the paper stratching the window nonsense, I never had peace during exam period (he sitting just next to me)!!!
You are one hell of a person man.
With you, life 24/7 havoc la.
But havoc better than boring hor?
With our daily dose of crap session and bull talking, everything will be fine ya and not turned out to be sesat like Sarven.
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