Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Sarven's Column - I GOT CONNED
As the title say,this insiden happen yesterday around 10.30 in the morning,i was waiting at ss14/2 bus stop trying to catch a bus or a taxi,a black shit ass saga car came,i was alone,the two bastard ask me some kind of adderes,and i told him its infront there.he spoke in a clear english and the way he apporach people is decent,the he told he has being finding this place for a long time and his hp got no KREDIT,this is where i made my FIRST mistake,my inner soul felt pity and lend him my hp without any suspission,i m such an asshole,then half way he was talking,he ask me for a pen,the is where i made my SECOND mistake,i turn around to look my pen,he spead off with my BALDDY HANDPHONE,
the part that pissing me off badly is,he conned me,if he has stab me and took my hp,or put a parang at my neck and ask for my hp,or while i was talking he ran away with my hp,i will not be angry or sad,but this is he conned me,that part pissing me off badly,how did i fall for ths stuppi trick,is the part i still cant understand,i help some poor soul,the this is how they repay me,so now i dont think i gona trust any stranger anymore
so for today lessson on life number 2 : how NOT to get conned and be safe SARVEN style
1. if you are wearing a sunglass pretend that you are blind
2. pretend you are deaf and mute
3. always carry a PORTABLE parang with you
4. if possible buy the 50 sen water gun and carry in you bag
5. let say you kena conned and that fellow is runing off throw something at the car to break the mirror
6. do not give anything to them either its a hp,coin,walet oe anything
7. if you a guys,and some1 is having a parang in you neck,jus say you are gay,and that fellow is cute
8. never trust someone you jus meet
9. dont feel pity to anyone and act cold to everone
10. do not use high end phone,if possible,use 3310
# posted by N3vras : 11:54 AM
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OMG! Sarven, I am so sorry about your phone! Haha. But thank god that guy didn't put a parang at ur neck ok! Be thankful that you're still alive. I hope that bastard burn in hell!
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